okay. Real talk, here.
LeBron despises baths
but what other choice do we have when one's forceful stream finds the backs of his paws?
Saran wrapped legs will not do
or attempting to move legs during the deed,
or the shield contraption Lang shared with me at 4 am.
LeBron, aka pee paws, and his family are desperate.
Consider this a cry for help.
Nobody likes to cuddle with urine.
